Blitzfrog wrote:
I still don't know what your gender is
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Zain Sugieres wrote:
you are the reason why america deserves to be nuked
Achromalia wrote:
So uhm, yeah. Hoi!
a1l2d3r4e5d6 wrote:
Those are some pretty damn nice horses.
MinNin wrote:
I'm gonna try to make it as cancerous as I can. TY
Achromalia wrote:
Skip Undertale's turn-based effects and beat the shit out of vinnicci…
MinNin wrote:
if you tell me your password and email, i'll leave you alone
Achromalia wrote:
I DEEPLY REGRET THIS. OOF.
uwu
MinNin wrote:
mommy and daddy want a body pillow!
Achromalia wrote:
Leggo my Eggo.
MinNin wrote:
hey wanna have sex?
Achromalia wrote:
bring protection
keremal wrote:
public exposure.
TeeArctic1 wrote:
OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST THREAD, HOW CAN I CONTRIBUTE?
BAD JOKES
OKAY SO I FORGOT HOW TO THROW A BOOMERANG YESTERDAY
BUT IT CAME BACK TO ME
Achromalia wrote:
Oof. Time to ad-MinNi-ster first aid to your comedy.
MinNin wrote:
Drama still requires the biggest porn
Achromalia wrote:
now that's just insult to injury with my shit lung capacity and nonexistent stamina.
DJ Enetro wrote:
Sucking at something is subjective.
Achromalia wrote:
"I've never been a fan of Internet Explorer"
Crowd laughs nervously and a few grunts are heard from the back seats as people edge closer to hear the punchline.
"Why not? Don't you like the internet?"
The crowd suddenly stands up, aware that they are about to receive what they came for. People slowly edge closer to the set as Sheldon prepares for his next line. Sweat is clearly visible on his brow and his mouth is quivering in anticipation as he readies himself for what is about to happen.
"I just prefer Firefox because, like the fox, I am cunning and nimble."
The crowd suddenly surges forward as the words escape Sheldon's mouth. They are so powerful, they almost shake the very foundations of the CBS studios. He watches as, in what he perceives as slow motion, the crowd moves toward his fragile body. He has been preparing for this moment his whole life. This is his moment. This is his Emmy. This is his Golden Globe. This is even his Oscar. The crowd converges around him so quickly they ignore the trampled cries of Leonard and Penny, who now lie shaking on the floor, their bones crushed by the sheer mass of the crowd. Sheldon stares back at the eyes around him. What he sees are no longer people. What he sees is the human psyche stripped down to its core. Their lives, what they were before this moment has been forgotten. Ravenous. Hungry. They want one thing from him. Sheldon closes his eyes, clears his mind and relaxes his body. What happens next depends completely on the next few seconds. The time between this and what he mutters next feels like an eternity. Slowly, he opens his eyes. He looks at Leonard, then at Penny, both lying lifeless on the floor. Without a second thought, he says with resounding conviction...
"BAZINGA"
In a split second, the crowd pounces on his ready and waiting body. Man, woman, child all at once. Sheldon cries out in complete ecstasy as they consume his flesh. He stops suddenly, as he drifts into eternal slumber. Peace at last.
TeeArctic1 wrote:
HELLO HUMAN, I MYSELF ALSO IDENTIFY AS THE SPECIES HOMO SAPIENS.
keremal wrote:
my child is dead, yet again. oof.
Husa wrote:
when will you show yyoour bikini now that ive shown mine=?
Achromalia wrote:
oh fuck forum sucks
Husa wrote:
Westonini wrote:
I'd have a sudden urge to eat apples.
keremal wrote:
who cares about replays when you can have skills and bragging rights
- Aries - wrote:
Hi! Looking for Mod!
NM
Artist-Title: Taiga Aisaka (CV. Rie Kugimiya) & Ami Kawashima (CV. Eri Kitamura) - Holy Night
Map: https://old.ppy.sh/b/1464946
Length: 2:55
Diff(s) to Mod: NM and HD
Key: 4 Keys
Aiseca wrote:
Westonini wrote:
If you go to bed at 4-5 AM is it good night or good morning 🤔🤔🤔
Technically, good mronin'
DJ Enetro wrote:
Yep, stop with the bwoahs.
yuhaii wrote:
yes, it is good idea to stick ur p3n insid3 a mous