1.) you all are fail trolls
that means, you are failures at trolling and when you take actions aganist the troll veteran of the internet they'll have you shaken so bad a guy with parkinson looks calm
2.) don't reuse trolling that is already done
this is where most trolling fails at
LOL lets make topics about FURRIES so NEW! XDXDXD oh god what did CHRIS-CHAN do today?! ^_^_^_^_^_^
3.) if you must troll the same person/topic, spot for new things to troll about
instead of saying "chris-chan is a fat faggot who smells like axe", point out small details. sometimes, when you point those out, it irks them more because if you keep playing the same card over and over again they will build a tough skin (unless paranoid.) but don't come out sounding like your struggling because that shows your weak side and the victim has control over you
for example:
wrong: Chris, you're fat!
right: Chris, you can't play guitar hero for shit. It looks like you play easy mode.
4.) study your enemy before you make public
because faceplants hurt and you don't want to look like an idiot
5.) if you successfully gotten under someone's skin, offer a hand of help (while rubbing salt in the wound)
a true gentleman doesnt leave an injured lady on the ground, after all
there now you know how to troll
that means, you are failures at trolling and when you take actions aganist the troll veteran of the internet they'll have you shaken so bad a guy with parkinson looks calm
2.) don't reuse trolling that is already done
this is where most trolling fails at
LOL lets make topics about FURRIES so NEW! XDXDXD oh god what did CHRIS-CHAN do today?! ^_^_^_^_^_^
3.) if you must troll the same person/topic, spot for new things to troll about
instead of saying "chris-chan is a fat faggot who smells like axe", point out small details. sometimes, when you point those out, it irks them more because if you keep playing the same card over and over again they will build a tough skin (unless paranoid.) but don't come out sounding like your struggling because that shows your weak side and the victim has control over you
for example:
wrong: Chris, you're fat!
right: Chris, you can't play guitar hero for shit. It looks like you play easy mode.
4.) study your enemy before you make public
because faceplants hurt and you don't want to look like an idiot
5.) if you successfully gotten under someone's skin, offer a hand of help (while rubbing salt in the wound)
a true gentleman doesnt leave an injured lady on the ground, after all
there now you know how to troll
