Well, being the lazy American scum that I am, I decided not to cook tonight. But this poses a problem.
1.) If I don't eat, I will starve and go to bed very hungry.
2.) If I do eat, my dieting will go down the shitter.
As I waited impatiently for me to make up my mind, I decided that I rather have to struggle to get into my sweatpants tomorrow than to be able to fit into my jeans (I swear, the entire cast of America's Next Top Models can probably squeeze in there easily and with more room to spare). But another blank came into my mind...
Where to eat?
So I go log into #osu. I asked where should I eat for dinner tonight.
It seems it was destiny. CheeseWarlock chosen my dinner.
I should had known. Of course. A perfect answer.
I went into my car and started it up. When I drove there, the man asked me what my order was over the speaker. Dammit, CheeseWarlock! You should had told me what to get! I was very hesitant. I stared at the menu like a confused baby. When he asked if I was alive, I shouted.
"CHEESEBURGER WITH LIMEADE"
Smooth, Engineer. Smooooooooth.
After a brief wait, a chick in her 20's came out. Her bra was about a D cup. Her smile, hidden in her perfect olive complexion. When she brought me my food, I almost made a crack of her having accidentally brought me 2 Super Sonic burgers, but her voice...
Sounded like a carhopping bat who is having a vasectomy without being put to sleep.
After my penis shriveled up, she went back inside...
And I went back to my abode. I unwrapped my dinner...and ate it slowly. My dog tried to bother me for some. I told her no and she was very hesitant to leave. The trails I went to get this food was not bad. My only regret?
Not asking for a straw for my drink.
EDIT: Oh. Thank you for the suggestion CW
1.) If I don't eat, I will starve and go to bed very hungry.
2.) If I do eat, my dieting will go down the shitter.
As I waited impatiently for me to make up my mind, I decided that I rather have to struggle to get into my sweatpants tomorrow than to be able to fit into my jeans (I swear, the entire cast of America's Next Top Models can probably squeeze in there easily and with more room to spare). But another blank came into my mind...
Where to eat?
So I go log into #osu. I asked where should I eat for dinner tonight.
It seems it was destiny. CheeseWarlock chosen my dinner.
I should had known. Of course. A perfect answer.
I went into my car and started it up. When I drove there, the man asked me what my order was over the speaker. Dammit, CheeseWarlock! You should had told me what to get! I was very hesitant. I stared at the menu like a confused baby. When he asked if I was alive, I shouted.
"CHEESEBURGER WITH LIMEADE"
Smooth, Engineer. Smooooooooth.
After a brief wait, a chick in her 20's came out. Her bra was about a D cup. Her smile, hidden in her perfect olive complexion. When she brought me my food, I almost made a crack of her having accidentally brought me 2 Super Sonic burgers, but her voice...
Sounded like a carhopping bat who is having a vasectomy without being put to sleep.
After my penis shriveled up, she went back inside...
And I went back to my abode. I unwrapped my dinner...and ate it slowly. My dog tried to bother me for some. I told her no and she was very hesitant to leave. The trails I went to get this food was not bad. My only regret?
Not asking for a straw for my drink.
EDIT: Oh. Thank you for the suggestion CW