Vararaup

Don't you dare write the Harry Potter lore in the discussions, oh my goodness STOP!!! Do you understand how painful it is just to gaze my eyes upon such atrocious thing. ARE YOU TRYING TO WRITE A ENTIRE FANFIC FOR AO3. The only fanfics I read are Keqing X Ganyu written by my favorite author; keqinglove. I'm just saying, if I see your replies stretching 10 miles I will not be able to comprehend it. My mentality drops into despair. You think you so smart??? Oh look at you! typing up a storm. That will surely convince this silly Beatmap Nominator that OD 9 on my cute little insane difficulty is a wonderful idea! All I wish for is a simple exchange of me modding, and maybe, you reply with "no, I like it" wow that's great! I will do everything I can so you can keep the pattern you are so proud of. After all, it's my duty to make my clients happy. I suffer at night thinking about the terrors I've been replied with... endless paragraphs. Oh my goodness gracious, I'm getting hit with PTSD just by thinking of them.


I swear to god if I see anymore university essays in the discussions I QUIT. Being a Beatmap Nominator ruins everything. My mental, my solitude. I've got endless words staring at me. I'm trapped in a library with pages filling my tiny brain. Why can't the world be more simple. Every question has either 2 answers, yes or no. That's my ideal BN career, a fantasy where everyone replies to me "Yes! omg Vararaup that's a fantastic suggestion!" or "No! you are STUPID and you should DIE" a world like that would be a dream come true. However, this cyber space is a cruel one. People's brains work in complex ways, and I hate it. I hate complexity, I hate thinking. I can't wait for humans to be replaced by robots. Mapper's intent? I don't care! I only see black or white, rankable or unrankable. Mapper's intent is silly, you intend to rank the map! That's all I need to know. I ain't care about mapper's intent and I am TERRIFIED with interacting with it.

Anyways, that's how you respond to my mods. I look forward to nominating everyone maps!!
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